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Posted - 2011.04.15 12:08:00 -
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*Ding ding*
Customer: I want tà.
CCP Forumguy: Nanananana!
Customer: What the hell?
CCP Forumguy: Nanananana!
Customer: Hey! Stop chanting and get those fingers out of your ears!
CCP Forumguy: What? *Pulls one of his fingers out of an ear and looks a bit disgusted at the top of it.*
Customer: I asked you to stop chanting and get those fingers out of your ears!
CCP Forumguy: Why? *Pulls out the other finger and starts comparing the results.*
Customer: Because otherwise you cannot hear me!
CCP Forumguy: But I already know what you're going to say!
Customer: No you don't I just waà.
CCP Forumguy: Yes, yes! I know. The new forums suck!
Customer: That might be true buà.
CCP Forumguy: You aware we put like seventy-two-thousand man hours into this?
Customer: So I read, but I don't seà
CCP Forumguy: That was only our first roll out. We'll be putting another seventy-two-thousand man hours int....
Customer: àinto it soon! Right? With a Ö after the soon, right?
CCP Forumguy: Hey, I can't help it, that's company policy.
Customer: What? It's policy to start something then finish it maybe sometime later, like FW?
CCP Forumguy: FW? No idea, not my department.
Customer: POS then?
CCP Forumguy: No idea, not my department.
Customer: The current grid locked sov warfare?
CCP Forumguy: Well I heard there was someone working on that, then again, notà
Customer: àyour department, so you keep telling me.
CCP Forumguy: *Looks sad.* I'm not even a great cook since that is not my department either.
Customer: *Pulls out a Titan from his pants and starts fiddling with it.
CCP Forumguy: Hey! What are you doing?
Customer: Rigging this Titans doomsday.
CCP Forumguy: Riggingà theà doomsàday? But you cannot rig that!
Customer: Why not? You released an unsecured forum upon us so I rig this doomsday.
CCP Forumguy: Please stop! I'll promise we'll not only listen to all your new forum complaints and suggestions we'll fix and implement them all!
Customer: Well, I'm not sure.
CCP Forumguy: Not sure? Not sure about what?
Customer: Well, I didn't came here to complain about the new forums and should it be red or green?
CCP Forumguy: What do you mean, red or green?
Customer: Defusing this doomsday, do I pull the red or green wire?
CCP Forumguy: Oh now, that's easy! It's always the red wire.
*** VERY VERY BRIGHT LIGHT ***
Nano seconds or maybe even millennia later somewhere on a cloud.
Customer: So now we're sitting here on this cloud, could you please tell me why you told me to pull the red wire instead of the green one?
CCP Forumguy: Oh I was definitely sure I read that somewhere on the forums.
Customer: *Sighs.* You know what? I somehow think that forums are not your department either.
CCP Forumguy: *Pushes customer from the cloud.*
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